Animal jokes

Elephants VII

What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke

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Elephants VIII

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke

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Excerpts from the rural life

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke

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Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke

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Footless Parrot

Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke

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For all animal lovers out there

For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed ...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted s...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of ...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !...Read the whole joke

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