Animal jokes

Frog jokes

What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !...Read the whole joke

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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog ...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !...Read the whole joke

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !...Read the whole joke

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Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile....Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn....Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him....Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole....Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't....Read the whole joke

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it....Read the whole joke

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Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!...Read the whole joke

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