Animal jokes

Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P...Read the whole joke

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Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...Read the whole joke

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German Shepard on Golf Course

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke

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Giving Cats Pills

|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke

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Good business

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his ...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun....Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead....Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces....Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled...Read the whole joke

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