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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!...Read the whole joke

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Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!...Read the whole joke

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!...Read the whole joke

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!...Read the whole joke

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!...Read the whole joke

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'...Read the whole joke

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!...Read the whole joke

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Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite...Read the whole joke

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excel...Read the whole joke

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the la...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!...Read the whole joke

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!...Read the whole joke

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Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!...Read the whole joke

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboar...Read the whole joke

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!...Read the whole joke

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