Animal jokes

Gorilla jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, ...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on yo...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing...Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers....Read the whole joke

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Gorilla jokes

Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gori...Read the whole joke

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Got Any Grapes?

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke

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Grape and Elephant

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke

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Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke

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He is a very smart dog

|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke

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horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You cer...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. ...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does ...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"...Read the whole joke

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