Animal jokes

Horse jokes

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup....Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks....Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball....Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!...Read the whole joke

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