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How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !...Read the whole joke

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !...Read the whole joke

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Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !...Read the whole joke

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !...Read the whole joke

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What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !...Read the whole joke

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Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !...Read the whole joke

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !...Read the whole joke

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What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !...Read the whole joke

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !...Read the whole joke

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What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !...Read the whole joke

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What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !...Read the whole joke

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What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !...Read the whole joke

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What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !...Read the whole joke

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What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !...Read the whole joke

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