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Horse jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys....Read the whole joke

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Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!...Read the whole joke

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Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!...Read the whole joke

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Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!...Read the whole joke

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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!...Read the whole joke

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Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms aroun...Read the whole joke

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!...Read the whole joke

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!...Read the whole joke

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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!...Read the whole joke

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!...Read the whole joke

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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!...Read the whole joke

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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neith...Read the whole joke

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !...Read the whole joke

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !...Read the whole joke

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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler...Read the whole joke

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