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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry....Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull ...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job...Read the whole joke

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Horse jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!...Read the whole joke

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Horses at the Race

|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke

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How do you catch a polar bear?

How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke

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How do you catch an elephant?

How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke

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How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke

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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a cat drink?

How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke

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How to Catch a White Elephant

How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke

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How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke

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How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke

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Hungry Snake

Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...Read the whole joke

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