Animal jokes

I like monkeys

This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.ne...Read the whole joke

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I think Rover is getting a bit old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...Read the whole joke

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I think that I'm a chicken

|Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke

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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke

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I'll use my seeing eye dog

|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke

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I've never understood why women love cats...

I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...Read the whole joke

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If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke

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Installing a Carpet

|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke

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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine

This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...Read the whole joke

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Instrument flying guide for animal lovers

|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke

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Investigating a terrible accident

|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke

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It's so easy to milk a cow...

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke

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King of the Jungle

Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke

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Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke

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Legion Camel #1

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke

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Legion Camel #2

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke

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Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke

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Man and wife at the zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...Read the whole joke

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Moles

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke

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