Animal jokes

Bird jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !...Read the whole joke

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !...Read the whole joke

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What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !...Read the whole joke

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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !...Read the whole joke

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What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before del...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !...Read the whole joke

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !...Read the whole joke

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !...Read the whole joke

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What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls...Read the whole joke

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Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts...Read the whole joke

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