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Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide...Read the whole joke

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !...Read the whole joke

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!...Read the whole joke

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How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled ...Read the whole joke

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !...Read the whole joke

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Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !...Read the whole joke

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !...Read the whole joke

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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !...Read the whole joke

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !...Read the whole joke

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !...Read the whole joke

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my be...Read the whole joke

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !...Read the whole joke

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Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !...Read the whole joke

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !...Read the whole joke

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