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Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !...Read the whole joke

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead....Read the whole joke

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !...Read the whole joke

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What is the strongest bird ? A crane !...Read the whole joke

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What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languag...Read the whole joke

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My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss....Read the whole joke

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Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy...Read the whole joke

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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)...Read the whole joke

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What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!...Read the whole joke

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Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!...Read the whole joke

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics...Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!...Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!...Read the whole joke

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon ....Read the whole joke

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