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Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!...Read the whole joke

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight....Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!...Read the whole joke

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!...Read the whole joke

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!...Read the whole joke

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!...Read the whole joke

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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot...Read the whole joke

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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!...Read the whole joke

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What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!...Read the whole joke

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What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!...Read the whole joke

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What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!...Read the whole joke

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Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!...Read the whole joke

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!...Read the whole joke

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!...Read the whole joke

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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !...Read the whole joke

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