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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?...Read the whole joke

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If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?...Read the whole joke

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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?...Read the whole joke

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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?...Read the whole joke

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candida...Read the whole joke

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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?...Read the whole joke

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?...Read the whole joke

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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the w...Read the whole joke

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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?...Read the whole joke

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