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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?...Read the whole joke

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Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient tim...Read the whole joke

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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the w...Read the whole joke

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Do fish get thirsty?...Read the whole joke

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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?...Read the whole joke

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?...Read the whole joke

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?...Read the whole joke

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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?...Read the whole joke

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?...Read the whole joke

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