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You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?...Read the whole joke

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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?...Read the whole joke

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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?...Read the whole joke

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How many weeks are there in a light year?...Read the whole joke

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How long will a floating point operation float?...Read the whole joke

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If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?...Read the whole joke

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?...Read the whole joke

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If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?...Read the whole joke

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?...Read the whole joke

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