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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.

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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flyi...Read the whole joke

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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks t...Read the whole joke

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An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke

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An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that...Read the whole joke

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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old ...Read the whole joke

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto...Read the whole joke

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LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke

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Boarding from what gate?

|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke

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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke

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