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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the cap...Read the whole joke

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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane...Read the whole joke

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...Read the whole joke

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Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...Read the whole joke

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...Read the whole joke

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Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think...Read the whole joke

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|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...Read the whole joke

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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...Read the whole joke

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