Aviation jokes

Aviation jokes

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just ...Read the whole joke

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Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to poli...Read the whole joke

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A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had ...Read the whole joke

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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane...Read the whole joke

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An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that...Read the whole joke

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There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ...Read the whole joke

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No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight...Read the whole joke

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the ...Read the whole joke

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, t...Read the whole joke

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An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and ma...Read the whole joke

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A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in S...Read the whole joke

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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ...Read the whole joke

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r...Read the whole joke

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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his firs...Read the whole joke

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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented ...Read the whole joke

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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old ...Read the whole joke

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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...Read the whole joke

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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was to...Read the whole joke

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Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...Read the whole joke

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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected yo...Read the whole joke

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