Aviation jokes

Aviation jokes

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke

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Aviation jokes

Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the sea...Read the whole joke

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Aviation jokes

United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has...Read the whole joke

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From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke

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Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remai...Read the whole joke

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway...Read the whole joke

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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke

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Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke

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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke

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An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke

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After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...Read the whole joke

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As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke

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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "G...Read the whole joke

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An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke

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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before...Read the whole joke

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...Read the whole joke

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"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ...Read the whole joke

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