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Aviation jokes

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks...Read the whole joke

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McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed ...Read the whole joke

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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his ...Read the whole joke

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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. ...Read the whole joke

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke

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After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...Read the whole joke

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before...Read the whole joke

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisanc...Read the whole joke

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Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not ...Read the whole joke

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...Read the whole joke

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"Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the ne...Read the whole joke

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On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremel...Read the whole joke

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ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a...Read the whole joke

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...Read the whole joke

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A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed...Read the whole joke

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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked ...Read the whole joke

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Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the sa...Read the whole joke

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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "W...Read the whole joke

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After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily...Read the whole joke

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"I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely...Read the whole joke

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