Aviation jokes

Blonde goes flying

|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...Read the whole joke

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Boarding from what gate?

|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke

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Don't be on this flight

|"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke

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Dream flying planes

|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...Read the whole joke

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Fear of bombs on planes

|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....Read the whole joke

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Flying without a parachute

|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke

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Half off these tickets

|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke

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International airline

|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...Read the whole joke

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Real flight announcements

|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke

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Results of damage testing

|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke

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Scary organization

|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt...Read the whole joke

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Story of my friend

|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me....Read the whole joke

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Teaching the child

|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke

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The blind skydiver

|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke

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The Christmas airport

|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke

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The loss of engines

|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke

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The plane is crashing into the ocean

|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke

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The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

|1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke

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The whole world could be happy

|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke

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The world's smartest man?

|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke

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