Aviation jokes

There are lawyers on the flight

|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke

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There is a blond on the plane

|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke

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There was a place crash in Poland

|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke

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There's a parrot on the plane

|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke

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Those raccoons are not luggage

|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke

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Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System

|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke

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Training the blonde

|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke

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Trouble with plane engines

|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke

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What just happened here?

|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke

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What was the problem before?

|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke

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