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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he ...Read the whole joke

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He...Read the whole joke

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A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bar...Read the whole joke

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