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An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The wait...Read the whole joke

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Some very common traits in two drunks

|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of c...Read the whole joke

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Some yogurt visits a local bar

|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them...Read the whole joke

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Someone stole things from me

|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...Read the whole joke

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spit on my beer

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a te...Read the whole joke

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Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stum...Read the whole joke

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The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke

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The Beer Prayer

|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke

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The customs of an Irishman

|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke

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the drunk contest

A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke

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The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke

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the knot

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke

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The number twelve goes to a bar

|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke

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The story of a very short man

|A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke

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The wife is not speaking to me

|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke

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There is a monkey in the bar

|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke

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They are stopped by the police

|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke

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This pill allows you to fly

|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke

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This tells me that I must be drunk

|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke

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Three vampires go to a bar

|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke

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