Bar And Restaurant jokes

Top ten signs that you are too drunk

|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke

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Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke

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Two Irish Men in A bar

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...Read the whole joke

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Two men walked into a bar

|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke

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Walks in a bar

A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"...Read the whole joke

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What causes people to have arthritis?

|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...Read the whole joke

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Where is this bus going?

|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke

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Who can say this sentence?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...Read the whole joke

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Who gave you those black eyes?

|A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke

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Who is Drunk?????

The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke

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Who keeps saying those things?

|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...Read the whole joke

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You can't bring that dog in this bar

|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...Read the whole joke

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You looked a lot like my wife

|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...Read the whole joke

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