Bar And Restaurant jokes

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink t...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was abou...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a dri...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black an...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comm...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." T...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and o...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bar...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. ...Read the whole joke

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