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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". S...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend m...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so c...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' a...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and s...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstoo...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any sel...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't ser...Read the whole joke

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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-look...Read the whole joke

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