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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok yo...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will y...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing t...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove t...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstoo...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not....Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something re...Read the whole joke

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible....Read the whole joke

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you....Read the whole joke

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small ...Read the whole joke

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with c...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and sm...Read the whole joke

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