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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "O...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large bla...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I do...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and ...Read the whole joke

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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet....Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night ...Read the whole joke

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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest...Read the whole joke

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beer and a box

A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o...Read the whole joke

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Big 10 Inch

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s...Read the whole joke

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Blowin Chunks

Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ...Read the whole joke

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Body Building

A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t...Read the whole joke

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Cow Pat Lip Gloss

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha...Read the whole joke

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Does your dog bite?

|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No...Read the whole joke

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Driving home very drunk

|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke

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drunk guy and the nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke

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Female hormones in beer

|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...Read the whole joke

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Flush

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling...Read the whole joke

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Free drinks for everyone

|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke

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