Bar And Restaurant jokes

Furniture salesman

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur...Read the whole joke

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He is a very fast drinker

|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke

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high tech

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand...Read the whole joke

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I am afraid of that tarmac

|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke

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I bet I can bite both of my eyes

|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is...Read the whole joke

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I didn't get any money this time

|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke

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I don't owe anything for this drink

|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke

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I get so drunk that I imagine things

|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke

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I have a magical dancing duck

|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke

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I know you were drunk yesterday

|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre...Read the whole joke

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I only ordered a double

|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j...Read the whole joke

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I think I'll try a nicer approach

|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...Read the whole joke

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I'll trust you that you paid

|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke

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I'm just trying to be helpful

|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke

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I'm trying to prove a point

|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke

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If she went out with me

|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke

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In And Out Of Puddles

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin...Read the whole joke

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Looking to buy a frog?

|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke

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Make a horse Cry.

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a ...Read the whole joke

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Making a bet at a bar

|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke

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