Bar And Restaurant jokes

Man in pub

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives hi...Read the whole joke

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me drunk?

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke

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My girlfriend is out in the car

|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being...Read the whole joke

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Newly issued alcohol warnings

|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke

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One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke

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Reasons to allow drinking at work

|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke

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Restaurant jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls ou...Read the whole joke

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Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, H...Read the whole joke

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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larg...Read the whole joke

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and choco...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere....Read the whole joke

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago,...Read the whole joke

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it an...Read the whole joke

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a...Read the whole joke

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying ...Read the whole joke

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Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent qui...Read the whole joke

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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad...Read the whole joke

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At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?...Read the whole joke

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"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What d...Read the whole joke

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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either....Read the whole joke

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