Beauty jokes

Beauty jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....Read the whole joke

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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?...Read the whole joke

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....Read the whole joke

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....Read the whole joke

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke

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I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke

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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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