Beauty jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke

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