Beauty jokes

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....Read the whole joke

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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke

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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke

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