Beauty jokes

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?...Read the whole joke

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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....Read the whole joke

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