Beauty jokes

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke

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I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke

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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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