Beauty jokes

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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