Beauty jokes

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke

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I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke

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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke

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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?...Read the whole joke

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