Beauty jokes

Beauty jokes

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke

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