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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two....Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke

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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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