Beauty jokes

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?...Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke

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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke

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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke

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