Beauty jokes

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke

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