Beauty jokes

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!

Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock....Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....Read the whole joke

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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke

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