Beauty jokes

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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