Beauty jokes

Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke

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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke

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