Beauty jokes

People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke

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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke

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I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke

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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke

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