Beauty jokes

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone...Read the whole joke

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke

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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke

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I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke

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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?...Read the whole joke

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