Beauty jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....Read the whole joke

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I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his ...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes....Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke

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